/Purl | Short Film

Purl | Short Film

Yeah. I saw you. Sweet. What’s up? Gym tonight? No! No! No! MAN: Welcome to BRO Capital. Uh, yeah, so you’ll be up on the fourth floor with investments, and, uh– what? The Tigers are up by 20? Yes! Anyway, it’s entry level, but your resume was by far the strongest. I’m sure you’ll fit right– in. Thanks. I still think it’s unbelievable that I’m really here. Unbeweavable. I– I mean, unbelievable! I’m so excited. I have a really good feeling about this! Heh. When it’s 9:00, but it feels like it’s 10:30. Good morning. Hi there. Did you see they hired a ball of y— oh.”. Morning, gentlemen. MAN: Hey, what’s the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside! PURL: Yeah! Good one.

So, why do spiders weave webs? Because they don’t know how to crochet. Is that, like, a sport, or something? Like– with the needles, and– you know? Aw. MAN: Hey, guys. Staff meeting. As you can see, we’ve got a big, fat failure on our hands. So, finance wants answers. Ideas? Uh, excuse me. OK. What’s our strategy here? What’s the priority? Why are they even ours? Simple and straightforward. Oh, guys! Let’s bring finance in and knit our strategies together. What? Naw, you’re being too soft. We gotta be aggressive. – Yeah! We gotta be aggressive! – Double down! Aggressive! Who cares about finance? All right, all right, OK. Let’s put a pin in it. Who’s down for two for one wings at Swifty’s? Oh, yeah.

Hey, we got everybody? Yeah, that’s everybody. All right. First round’s on Gronkowski. Of course, now who knows what– What the– Gronkowski. Purl. Did she always sit there? I don’t even recognize her. So then he says, I know this suit is expensive, baby. But at my apartment, it’s 100% off! She tells better jokes than you do. MAN: Hey, guys? Staff meeting.

MAN: Well, these results speak for themselves. But finance is still asking for– I say we go for it! And if finance doesn’t like it, they can kiss our ass! All right! Yeah! All right! It’s somewhere. Let’s go. Happy hour at Swifty’s. Let’s get outta here. Shotgun! Shotgun! All right. Is that everybody? Hold up. Not everybody. Let’s go. – Shotgun! – Come on. You’re gonna love this place, Purl. Purl, you’re going to eat so many wings. Purl! Purl, you wanna– – Purl, come over here. – Hey, Purl? Purl? Oh, thank goodness you’re still here.

I had such a time trying to find this place. Oh, I missed my stop, and then I didn’t know what floor we were on. Excuse me, sir. I guess Kyle from HR went home early, so I went door to door, up each flight. Leave the knitting at your nana’s house. What I mean to say is that I can’t wait to be part of the team. Guys? Hey, where are you going? Hi. I’m Purl. I’m Lacy. What are they doing? LACY: It was such a fright. Hey, guys, this is Lacy. Mm– eh. PURL: Welcome to BRO Capital. You’ll be up on the fourth floor with investments. Thanks. It’s still kind of unbelievable that I’m here. I would say it’s “un-be-weave-able.” Wow. I have a really good feeling about this. Well, come on. Let me show you around. Tell us all about yourself. We do love a good yarn. Hey, Purl, you guys coming to Schwifty’s tonight? Is a wool sweater scratchy? .

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